I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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