We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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