More tranny stories later!
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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