remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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