there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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