That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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