Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
