It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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