No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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