I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He shit in the fireplace
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