butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
this boner is exhausting
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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