It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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