i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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