This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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