I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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