Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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