Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she looked like the before picture.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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