I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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