I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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