we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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