i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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