We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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