whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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