singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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