Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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