Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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