I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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