please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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