i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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