Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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