Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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