Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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