Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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