No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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