This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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