Nicole vs. Life
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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