hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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