just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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