its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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