just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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