Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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