I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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