Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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