are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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