remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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