About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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