Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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