: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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