I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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