Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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