Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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