Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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