What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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